Bitch, I Am Not, Have Never Been, and Will Never Be, Jesus — TRIGGER WARNING: This essay may be difficult to consume, so please take a moment before reading, during reading, and after, to check in with yourself and make sure you are okay. So in British Columbia, we have something called the Skytrain, it takes us from one side of the lower mainland to the other, in about 45 minutes. It’s a really great and easy way to travel. And because people are people, there are these officers called SkyTrain Police, and while…